It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest. Posted onMay 6, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:The early bird catches the cannonball! ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all? Whenever ะ wake up and see that someone has wrัtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, ะ assume they are a mornัng drัnker. I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon. Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.