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Updated: Mar 13, 2026

 

 

 

 

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Posted onJan 20, 2026

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Posted onJan 20, 2026

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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