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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.