Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam? Posted on11 hours ago
If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships. Posted on1 day ago
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me. Posted on2 days ago
Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”. Posted on2 days ago
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. Posted on3 days ago
When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Posted on5 days ago
I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married. Posted on5 days ago
You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else. Posted on5 days ago