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Asking the real CEO of the house for approval… gotta love living on the edge 😂👰📊
47 Funny married quotes
Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?
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When did life become a choice between wedding bells and being the next James Bond? 🍾💍✈️😎
Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.
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Guess they'll have to find new wedding songs and learn the woeful art of meme-mourning! 💍❌😂
After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.
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Looks like they've mastered the ancient art of "Silent Marital Telepathy" 😂🤐💑
Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.
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When the honeymoon budget transforms into the "we-say-we're-buying-new-cabinets-but-really-it's-a-surprise-trip" fund 😂✈️👰🏻♀️
Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“
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While everyone's busy with vows and baby names, I'm over here perfecting my in-depth analysis of why blue is the superior color! 🎨😂
Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?
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Guess I’ll just flip a coin before tying the knot 🤔💍😂
I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.
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"Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂"
My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.
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Looks like your best friend is adulting while you're mastering the art of popcorn consumption! 🍿🏠 Just remember, you're building a solid foundation of snacking skills for the future! 😉
