Commentary:
"Looks like someone misplaced their panic button! π¨ Maybe it's hiding out with your lost keys and missing socks? Don't worry, I'll help you find it… right after we check under the sofa cushions for your sanity! ποΈπ"
32 Funny panic quotes
I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.
Commentary:
When my ninja skills finally kick in after my cardio and vocal cords wave the white flag, I'm basically an action movie in sneakers! πββοΈπ€π₯