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It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

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The early bird catches the cannonball! 🐦🔫😄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged battle, battles, civil, civil war, early, early morning, history, humor, me, morning, side, strategy, wake, wake up, war, war strategy, woke on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.
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