God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When Cupid's on vacation, let's hope the lottery isn't! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB" Related funny posts 😂 I am single, please disturb me! I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery. “God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him. Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day. Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.