God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.
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“When Cupid’s on vacation, let’s hope the lottery isn’t! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB”

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