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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.