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"When Cupid's on vacation, let's hope the lottery isn't! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB"
Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’
- Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.
- Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”
- All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.
- I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.
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