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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.