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  • You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.
  • If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.
  • I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.
  • Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.
  • I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.
  • I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.