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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.