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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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"Parenting tip: Want to lose weight? Just have kids. You'll skip the gym and burn calories chasing after food scraps and discarded snacks all day! 🏃‍♂️💸🗑️ #ParentingStruggles #FloorFoodies"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dollars, floor, food, great, having, humor, i, kids, little, love, money, parenting, spending, trash, week on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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