Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHaving little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it. I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again. Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad. “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.