Homeless man just called me a βloser,β and I showed him my house keys. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess who's the king of the driveway now? π ππ Related funny posts π€ Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway. Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what Iβm capable of. I wish I had the determination of my wife, whoβs still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway. The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.