How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you’ve discovered the true meaning of "stuck in bed 😂❤️🛌." Related funny posts 😂 Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors. I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow. Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are? “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed. Please respond to my telepathic messages.