Commentary:
Time's got a PhD in healing but skips sunscreen class 🤔😂☀️
Funny lines quotes
Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.
Commentary:
"Looks like the courtroom sketch artist misunderstood 'presumed innocence' as 'presumed stinkiness'! 🤣💨 Better watch out for those odoriferous accusations! #StinkLinesOfJustice"
You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.
Commentary:
"Who knew parking within the lines could be a revolutionary concept? 🚗😆 Maybe we need a 'Parking 101' course for some drivers! 🅿️📚 #StayBetweenTheLines"
My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.
Commentary:
When I'm in line, I turn into a professional line-watching commentator: "And in lane 3, we have the speedy checkout champion!" 🏃♂️💨👀