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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.