I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is… Commentary:Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them. I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them. I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them. Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.