I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️ Related funny posts 😂 Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down. When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase. I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them. I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November. Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.