Commentary:
August really is a shape-shifter! 😎🦇 One minute we're sunbathing, the next we're carving pumpkins in flip-flops! 🎃👻
Funny thin quotes
I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.
Commentary:
Just call me the world's sneakiest skating rink manager! 😄⛸️❄️
My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.
Commentary:
"Who needs rose-colored glasses when you've got a flask for some liquid courage, amirite? 🥂 Here's to staying optimistic one sip at a time! 🌟 #LiquidOptimism"
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you can just strategically choose your squad? 🤔 Surround yourself with all the snacks – I mean friends, and voilà, instant weight loss illusion! 😂🍰 #SquadGoals"
To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.
Commentary:
This to-do list looks like it’s seeking a promotion to disaster manager! 🐱🔥🥚🐦🚫