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Apr 1, 2026

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Funny, playful text about someone speeding and joking about police lights looking silly.

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Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! 🎪🚓😂

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