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Funny, playful text about someone speeding and joking about police lights looking silly.

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Commentary:
Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! πŸŽͺπŸš“πŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 90, blue, blue light, car, crazy, driving, enforcement, going, law, law enforcement, light, lights, lol, me, police, red, red light, sarcasm, speeding, stupid, tailgate, top, traffic, while on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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