I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to keep your roster straight 🙈🤭 #MyManMystery Related funny posts 😂 My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Listen to the birds, not the news. If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line. Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight. Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.