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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.