I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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What are cats even trying to do?

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.