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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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