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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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2 months ago

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

33 shares on WeChat this month:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

94 shares on Slack this month:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

40 shares on Telegram this month:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

56 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Trending via Twitch:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Seen just now on Discord:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Seen just now on Threads:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Trending via Telegram:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Going viral on Messenger:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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