I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Keeping the peace one puff at a time! ๐ฟ๐โ๏ธ #SafetyFirst" Related funny posts ๐ Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. I can easily spot a wolf in sheepโs clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off. Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top. DUI stands for: donโt Uber, I got this. I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.