I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Happy to keep Mark's sandwich fund going! 🥪💻🤣 #FullTimeScroller" Related funny posts 🤝 Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles. Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles. I’m always sad when my sandwich is over. A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.