I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my computer is the only thing getting its steps in today! 🖥️🤸♂️🛋️ Related funny posts 🤝 An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store. I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open. Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more. It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.