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I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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Looks like my computer is the only thing getting its steps in today! 🖥️🤸‍♂️🛋️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged break, computer, couch, humor, i, lying, me, procrastination, reminder, stretch, technology, told, while on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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