I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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Blink if you want me!

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.