I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you were suffering from an acute case of rom-com syndrome πβ€οΈπ Related funny posts π€ I donβt want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging. Donβt tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work. I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw. I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously. It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.