I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf. Funny Quotes May 20, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.