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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Commentary:
Looks like someone took the doctor's advice quite literally! 🍬👩‍⚕️ Moving sugar to a lower shelf counts as reducing sugar intake, right? Sometimes you just gotta take matters into your own hands…or pantry shelves! 😄 #SweetSolutions

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged came, doctor, health, high, home, humor, i, joke, me, medical, moved, shelf, sugar, today, too, visit, wordplay on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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