I wanna be a jellyfishโ no heart, no brain, no feelings, no painโ just blub blub blub. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living the dream, just floating through life on my blub blub budget! ๐ชผ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Donโt play with the feelings I barely have. I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit. Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here. Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it. Iโm just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.