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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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Living the dream, just floating through life on my blub blub budget! 🪼😜

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, blub, brain, emotion, feeling, feelings, heart, humor, i, jellyfish, just, pain, simplicity, wish on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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