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Funny jellyfish quotes

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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