I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork π π«π Related funny posts π€ My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair. I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week. Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation. Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k. Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didnβt move an inch.