If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll save my zombie friend for brunch! š§āāļøš„Æš Related funny posts š My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do. Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack. Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’. Occupation: the ugly friend! Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.