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If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Commentary:
Guess I'll save my zombie friend for brunch! 🧟‍♂️🥯😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anyone, choice, conversation, dead, dinner, event, humor, i, ID, joke, living, pick, social, social event on Sep 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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