If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestantβs life forever. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Making waves on Love Island, one cocktail at a time πΉπββοΈπ Related funny posts π€ I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say βI was reading aboutβ instead of βI saw on an episode of Love Islandβ Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, weβre disgusting cheating dogs? If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it. When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me. People who scream sneeze need their own island.