The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that. Posted onMay 28, 2026
If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs? Posted onMay 28, 2026
If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it. Posted onMay 28, 2026
We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports. Posted onMay 28, 2026
I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island” Posted onMay 22, 2026