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Funny plug quotes

Funny plug quotes ⚡️💡 are the perfect spark to brighten your day and keep the laughs charging! Whether you’re a tech geek, a gadget lover, or just here for the giggles 😂, these witty one-liners will plug you into a world of humor and lighthearted fun. Get ready to power up your smile and share the electric vibes! ⚡️😄

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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