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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?