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  • I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.
  • Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.
  • Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”
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  • Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.
  • I need a six-month vacation twice a year.