Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life. Posted onJan 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your negativity workout routine calls for ghosting marathons! šāāļøš»šØ Related funny posts š Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself. Not going is the new leaving early. I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults. Always remember, if you ever need me, Iām just several phone calls and unread texts away. I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.