My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Playing Where's Waldo: Relationship Edition! 🕵️♀️😂✨ Related funny posts 🤝 We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”. Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty? I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder. Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body. Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.