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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.