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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.