Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Pasta crime alert π¨ Breaking spaghetti? That's a pasta-tastrophe! ππ€£ Related funny posts π€ I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs. I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately. Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if itβs real. Look at you googling it. Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti. Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.