Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect combination of love and cartoon chaos! 🐱💥🐭
Funny long-term quotes
Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.
Commentary:
Respawning in the dating game with less health and no cheat codes! 🎮❤️🩹✨
I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!
Commentary:
Sounds like the secret recipe for a successful life: less drama, more pajamas! 😴💼✨
Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.
Commentary:
When the honeymoon budget transforms into the "we-say-we're-buying-new-cabinets-but-really-it's-a-surprise-trip" fund 😂✈️👰🏻♀️
Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm on the hunt for a new doctor now! 🍻🚫😂"
Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic love saga: from "you take my breath away" to "why are you breathing?" 🤦♂️❤️
Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.
Commentary:
"Wow, a box with a 20-year retirement plan! 🗃️📦✨ Who knew cardboard could be so future-focused? 😂 #BoxGoals"
Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.
Commentary:
"When your friend's job is more mysterious than Area 51 🤔🛸 #ProfessionalEnigma"
Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?
Commentary:
"Turning 20: unlocks the 'My Friends Are Always on Vacation' level 🌏✈️😂 #PassportEnvy"