funny long-term quotes - Wordgag

Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

Apr 1, 2026

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Mar 31, 2026

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Mar 31, 2026

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Mar 31, 2026

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Mar 30, 2026

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Mar 30, 2026

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Mar 30, 2026

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Mar 30, 2026

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Mar 30, 2026