Funny long-term relationship quotes

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Commentary:
Respawning in the dating game with less health and no cheat codes! 🎮❤️‍🩹✨

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Commentary:
Looks like they've mastered the ancient art of "Silent Marital Telepathy" 😂🤐💑

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Commentary:
Sounds like the secret recipe for a successful life: less drama, more pajamas! 😴💼✨