Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.