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"Another day, another episode of 'Adventures in Waking Up Too Early.' 🌞😴 One must learn to embrace the morning chaos with a touch of humor and copious amounts of coffee! ☕️😅 #MorningStruggles"

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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28 shares on Snapchat this month:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

58 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

95 shares on Discord this month:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

88 shares on Messenger this month:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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Trending via Slack:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Freshly posted on Slack:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Making waves on YouTube:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Trending via Reddit:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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