funny parent-child quotes - Wordgag

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

May 21, 2026

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Apr 1, 2026

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Mar 30, 2026