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Witty quote about enjoying the last moments of sleep before waking up.

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Commentary:
Just when I hit the sleep lottery, my alarm decides to call in the morning wake-up police 🚨⏰😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alarm, before, best, humor, minutes, morning, nap, ones, rest, right, sleep, three, tired, wake up on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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