My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Awkwardness level: Jedi Master unlocked! 🧘♂️🤔✨ Related funny posts 🤝 My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one. Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store. Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account. My superpower is embarrassing myself. When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.