My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you might need a new audience; maybe try the local dog park! πΎπ Related funny posts π€ I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy. I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case youβre wondering how brave I am. Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog. If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar. “Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.