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Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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