Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job. Posted onMay 28, 2026
My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever. Posted onMay 20, 2026