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Wow, this sounds exactly like the "Deep Thoughts and Sprint Out" teaching style! Now I know why students are always running out of the classroom. 📚🏃♂️😂
Funny professor quotes
Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.
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Sounds like Professor needs a recess instead of teaching a lesson! 🍎📝📚
My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.
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Sounds like you might need a new audience; maybe try the local dog park! 🐾🔔
Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.
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When your essay is so bad, even your professor friend won't make eye contact 😂📚🔍
Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.
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When a missing artifact sounds more appealing than a missing meeting request! 🏺📚😄