My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mastering the art of optical finger gymnastics! ππβ¨ Related funny posts π€ How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.” Women donβt pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger. A middle finger hits different when your nails are done. You give my middle finger an erection. I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.